May 2013
suchasillygame:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
This entire post gives me anxiety. Fuck bees. Even the bumbles. Fuzzy fucks.
Watchwigglesjessie:
I wasn’t expecting that, I don’t even know what I was expecting. Wow Okay.
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
“That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...”
– Pulp Fiction (1994)
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
“Do you think there’s a difference between not saying something because there’s...”
– In Our Nature (via hopeinspiresme)
best-of-funny:
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
X
tvspecial:
whorville:
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
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Okay, so I would never date a girl solely for her weight. But Tumblr, real talk for a second, girls prefer guys with V-lines, abs, broad shoulders, etc. and no one gives a shit. But if a thigh gap is mentioned you lose your shit.
“Those who are heartless, once cared too much.”
– Frank Ocean (via avenuetwentytwo)
